Cancer sucks but it can also get you a prescription for medicinal marijuana. Put together your own Randy Marsh huge balls costume and don’t forget to pick up some Medicinal Fried Chicken.
Definitely grow out a moustache or put on a fake one.
- Rhode Island Novelty 3.5 Inch Mustache Set, One Pack of 3
- 48PCS Self-Adhesive Fake Mustaches – Novelty Fake Mustaches for Masquerade Party Performance
- 3.5″ 12 PC BLACK MUSTACHES
Slip on a white crew neck undershirt.
- Fruit of the Loom Men’s Stay Tucked Crew T-Shirt
- Hanes Men’s Tagless Cotton Crew Undershirt – Multiple Packs and Colors
- Gildan Men’s Ultra Cotton T-Shirt, Style G2000
Next put on a teal blue button up shirt/work shirt then roll up the sleeves. You can accessorize with a pocket protector and some pens/pencils.
- Wrangler Men’s Western Long Sleeve Snap Firm Finish Work Shirt
- Port Authority Men’s Long Sleeve Easy Care Shirt
- Omega Italy Men’s Long Sleeve Dress Shirt
- Wisdompro 5 Pack Heavy Duty Pocket Protector
- CellCase 5 PCS White Pocket Protector for Pen Leaks (White)
Throw on some dark pants.
- Amazon Essentials Men’s Slim-fit Lightweight Stretch Pant
- Dockers Men’s Classic Fit Easy Khaki Pants
- Van Heusen Men’s Flex Flat Front Straight Fit Pant
Put on some dark shoes.
Now you need to diy some big balls. You got some options. One option is to grab a wheelbarrow.
- Goplus Dual Wheel Wheelbarrow, Heavy Duty Garden Cart
- Best Choice Products Dual-Wheel Home Utility Yard Wheelbarrow Garden Cart w/Built-in Stand
Then pick up some big round pillows and draw some pubes on them. Then wheel them around the cart. You can grab some skin colored material/pillow case/etc and wrap them around a couple of balls/balloons/towels/etc. Keep it a little loose so it looks like it’s sagging. Then draw some fake pubes on them.
- Ancoree Decorative Round Ball Pillow Plush Throw Pillow
- ANBP Round Ball Throw Pillows Waist Cushion Pillow
- Polar Fleece Solid Tan, Fabric by the Yard
- Imperial Home Marc Gold 50 x 60 Tan Fleece Blanket
- Tan Taupe Anti-Pill Polar Fleece Fabric Polyester 13 Oz 58-60″
- Bedsure Bamboo Pillow Cases Queen Size Set of 2 – Taupe
- King Size Pillow Cases Set of 2 – King Pillowcase
Another option is to get a large bouncing ball then cover it loosely (going for the saggy look) with a skin colored sheet/blanket/material/etc. Don’t forget to draw the pubes!
- AppleRound Space Hopper Ball: 28in/70cm Diameter for Ages 13 and Up
- WALIKI Hopper Ball
- Cathay Home 108072-FL Flat Sheet, Twin, Cream
- Basic Choice Flat Sheet, Breathable, Extra Soft Microfiber Bedding Top Sheet
- Bedsure King Size Pillowcases 2 – Taupe