Turd Ferguson is a SNL Jeopardy regular. Pair up with Sean Connery and Alex Trebek for a great group costume.
First you’ll need a red button down shirt.
- MONDAYSUIT Mens Regular Fit Dress Shirt w/ Reversible Cuff
- Amanti Men’s Color Dress Shirt
- Studio 10 Mens Slim Fit Cotton Stretch Dress Shirt
- IDARBI Men’s Regular Fit Color Longsleeve Dress Shirt
Next you’ll need a bolo tie.
- Native American Indian Art Bolo Tie
- Silver Lone Star Bolo Tie Black
- American Pride Eagle Bolo Tie
- Captain America Bolo Tie
Layer that with a black leather jacket. Go with faux leather if you want to save some money.
- Kenneth Cole REACTION Men’s Faux-Leather Asymmetric-Zip Moto Jacket
- NapolineTM Roman RockTM Design Genuine Leather Jacket
- Sportier Men’s Faux Leather Jacket
- American Stitch Men’s Rounded Pocket Faux Leather Jacket
Grab yourself a giant foam cowboy hat.
- 24″ Oversized Cowboy Hat – Orange
- Super Bright Giant Foam Western Cowboy Hat In Yellow With Orange Star
- Giant ORANGE Foam Cowboy Western Novelty Hat
- Giant RED Foam Cowboy Western Novelty Hat
Grow a mustache or put on a fake one. You might need to pick up some spirit gum also.
- Rhode Island Novelty Adhesive Mustache Set pack of 12
- Allures & Illusions Fake Mustache Novelty and Toy, Pack of 36 Mustaches
- Winchester Fake Moustache
- Gentleman’s Black Mustache
Finally finish it off by making yourself a contestants podium. First grab yourself an old cardboard box and cut out a rectangular shape. Grab a free one if you can but you can always buy them locally at Walmart or Home Depot.
After that download the official Jeopardy font – Gyparody. Print off the Jeopardy logo on blue paper or on a blue background. Paste that at the top of your cardboard. Below that paste some white poster board and sign the name “Turd Ferguson”. Tie some string or twine at the top two corners and now you can wear it as a sign.
