Evil Kermit wants you to listen to your evil inner voice.
Me: Don’t dress up like Evil Kermit for the party.
Me to Me: Dress like Evil Kermit.
This is a pretty simple costume. Would be great at a bar crawl/party.

First, you need to grab yourself a Kermit mask.
Add on some green costume gloves/short gloves.
- Forum Novelties Women’s Novelty Short Dress Gloves
- Adult Super Hero Gauntlets Long Gloves Men Women Cosplay Costume Accessory
- 18″ Green Elbow Length Costume Gloves
- Royal Rainbow Wrist Length Matte Finish Gloves
- Women’s Short Gloves (9″ inch)
Alternatively you can pick up a Kermit costume that usually comes with a mask and gloves.
Finally, finish off the costume with some Jedi/Sith robes.
- Men TUNIC Hooded Robe Cloak Knight Fancy Cool Cosplay Costume
- Rubies Star Wars Deluxe Hooded Sith Robe
- Quesera Men’s Star Wars Jedi Tunic Robe Sith Cloak Adults Robe Halloween Costume
- CosplaySky Star Wars Jedi Robe Costume Adult Hooded Cloak
- Allten Men’s Costume Star Wars Jedi Black Tunic Hooded Robe Cloak
- Star Wars Deluxe Hooded Sith Robe Costume
- Rubie’s Costume Men’s Star Wars Super Deluxe Adult Hooded Sith Robe
Don’t forget to come up with some witty “inner voice” messages for people. Something like “yes, you should take another shot” , “yes, you should take the last slice of pizza”, or “yes, you should give me your number”.
