Milton Waddams is the quiet and kooky employee at Initech who loves nothing more than his red stapler. He secretly plans his revenge after his boss Lumbergh moves him into the basement and takes away his stapler.
First, you need to get short sleeve dress shirt. Striped gray or light solid gray should work. Make sure to leave the top button unbuttoned. Spread collar would be the best option.
- Omega Mens Dress Shirt Short Sleeve Button Up Shirt – $17.79
- Gentlemens Collection Mens Short Sleeve Classic Fit Easy Care Dress Shirt – $20
- Van Heusen Men’s Short Sleeve Poplin Solid – $33.49
- Marquis Men’s Short Sleeve Solid Dress shirt – $23.60
Next, grab a dark gray/charcoal colored tie. Textured if possible.
- DAA3A01R Dark Grey Stripes Woven Microfiber Discount Neck Tie Romance Presents By Dan Smith – $7.49
- 100% Woven Silk Charcoal Grey Herringbone Solid Tie – $22
- Landisun Solids Mens Silk Tie Set: Tie+Hanky+Cufflinks – $24
- Grey checkers men neck ties silver boyfriend presents accessories ties cuff links set – $17.75
- Wool Solid Gray 3″ Tie – $26
- Gray Linen Stitched 3″ Tie – $22
- Men’s Aries Slider Tie – Charcoal Gray – $17.50
- Poly Multi Solid Color Tie, Gray – $4.50
- Dabung – Men’s Formal Necktie Solid Colors, Finest Quality Ties – $6
Pick yourself up a gray belt.
- CTM® Mens Leather 1 1/4 inch Basic Dress Belt – $11
- Stafford Men’s Reversible Leather Dress Belt Gray and Black – $23.94
- B570 Mens Genuine Leather Belt With Silver Roller Buckle – $7
- Mission Belt Men’s Black Leather Ratchet Belt – $37
Put on some black pants.
- Dickies Men’s Original 874 Work Pant – $23.08
- Dickies Men’s Flat Front Pant – $15
- Dockers Men’s Signature Performance Classic Flat-Front Pant – $37
- Lee Men’s Stain Resistant Relaxed Fit Flat Front Pant – $21.90
Next pick up some eye glasses.
- Classic Square Frame Plastic Clear Lens Aviator Glasses (Clear) – $7
- VW Eyewear – Classic Square Frame Plastic Flat Top Aviator Glasses /w Metal Trimming and Clear Lens (Clear gold) – $10
- Calabria 1106 Metal Aviator Reading Glasses in Gold – $12
- Mens Bridged Large Squared Prescription Rxable Optical Glasses in Gold – $8
Grow out a mustache or pick up some spirit gum and a costume stache.
- Basic Character Moustache – $10
- Mr. Moustachio’s Top 10 Manliest Mustaches of All Time Assortment – $8
- 70s Wig and Moustache Set – $9.25
- Loftus Real Human Hair Everyday Copstach Moustache Brown One Size – $20.55
Grab a geeky watch.
- Casio – CA-56-1UW – $18.94
- Casio General Men’s Watches Data Bank CA-506-1UW – WW – $24
- Casio Data Bank Digital Men’s watch #DBC32D1A – $32
- Casio #DBC32D-1A Men’s Metal Band 25 Page Telememo Calculator Watch – $33.91
Print off a Milton Initech name badge and put it a name tag holder/badge holder. Hang it off your pocket.
Put a pocket protector in your pocket along with some pens/pencils/etc.
- Pocket Protector, Classic Transparent, 3-1/2 Inches x 5-7/8 Inches – $3.23
- Baumgartens – Pocket Protectors, for Pen Leaks, 6/BX, Clear, Sold as 1 Box – $6.55
Finally, don’t forget the all important red Swingline stapler.